At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
You can bone my sister, but I will end our friendship if you write 'LOLERS' one more time at the end of your texts.
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
No, I'm in the bathroom trying to scrub off the 16 tally marks on my wrist so its not so obviously to the world that I puked on a couch last night.
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
I see you listening to my get shitfaced playlist on spotify. glad we're on the same page tonight there's a drink waiting for you downstairs.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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