I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
I am one with the molecules
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
Randomize