the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
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