Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
What's worse: not calling my parents in Dallas to make sure they're alright or not taking shelter to masturbate all over my douchebag roommates clothes?
I worry about you.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
I just blew my weed a kiss
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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