next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
They pay me enough to pretend to be either helpful, or heterosexual. If they want both I need one hell of a raise.
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
Randomize
