I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
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heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
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Oh boy. Send him a care package with laxative cookies and alcohol. So he can shit himself while he's passed out drunk.
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
There's a difference tho. *I* drink at seven in the morning because I work graveyards. YOU drink at seven in the morning cause you're an alcoholic.
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