Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
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