do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
Randomize
