Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
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I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
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Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
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