She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
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at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
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we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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