Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
I got so drunk I pissed the bed last night. He still likes me. He's a keeper
He is a keeper. You on the other hand are not.
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
Pre warning. Your not gonna sleep tonight cuz I'm staying with your roommate. Thanks for breaking up with me.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
I woke up spooning with a broom that someone taped a mustache too..i need to stop starting my nights by drinking "hangover" wine.
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
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