Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
it was like eating out sand paper
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
I've struck affair-gold. He's hot, he's ripped, he doesn't want a relationship, and most importantly he won't have to ask Gods permission to bang me like the last religious nut job did.
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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