so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
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it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
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DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
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