it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
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