Dude I think you forgot how to talk last night. We kept asking if you wanted a condom and you just smiled and made weird noises...
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
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Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
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I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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