Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
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