3:47a: I take it you're not on your way over
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
Randomize
