The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
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