where are you
in your bedroom
how did you get in
your wife…
WTF
i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
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He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
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I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
Was that you calling me at 4am asking to borrow a rubber ducky and a tampon?
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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