So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
Just got a lapdance on the metro. She said she was on maternity leave and needed the practice.
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
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