Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
He stopped his car in the middle of ongoing traffic to ask me to marry him. Then he got pulled over. Yeah I'd say the slutty Dallas Cowboys costume was a success.
Your hotness may or may not have landed him in jail.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
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