There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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