HIV tests are more positive than that guy
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
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Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
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If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
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