Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
I spent most of the night convinced it was my birthday. But I was probably wrong, it can't be January, can it? I'm 90% sure its not. But maybe. The days have got shorter. Is this what unemployment feels like to everyone?
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
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