Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
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Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
Woke up with 5 texts apologizing from a number I named "guy who elbowed me in face"
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
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