Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
I swear to god Optimus Prime and Megatron are fighting in my head right now.
omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
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my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
this just has baby written all over it
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
Apparently I told his new girlfriend to stop swallowing because she's getting fat. Oh, and I yelled this across a large room
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I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
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