it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
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I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
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For the record, it's NEVER ok to discuss my stripper-related injuries with my fiance.
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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