Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
she looked like the before picture.
i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
Being this Hungover on Easter has brought my closer to Jesus... I swear he had to feel shitty like this after coming back from the dead
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
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