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I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
We don't watch enough power rangers
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
So. Much. Porn.
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