I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
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