You surviving the open bar?
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Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
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Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
...there was a woman in the stall next to me in the Walmart bathroom having a massive bowl movement and whispering "I'm sorry" over and over
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's 9:07 in the morning and I am so hungover right now I'm about to take the kids I'm babysitting to mf'ing Popeyes bc that's all I want in this world
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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