quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
I didn't think this needed to be said, but our sexts are an emoji free zone
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
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