Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
I just threw up during my phone interview for the largest PR firm in the world.
The bartender gave me a roll of masking tape so I could tape my heels to my feet so I wouldn't lose them when i went drunk running later that night
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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