Whatcha textin bout Willis?
in retrospect, sexting while high was a mistake - I meant to say "I'll fuck you stupid, baby" but of course I said "I'll fuck your stupid baby"
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
I appreciate you letting me know that the bird died but why didn't you do something about the corpse? or at least give me a heads up that it was still in the cage..Jesus
you have no idea how hungover I am. I can't deal with death right now.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
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