dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
Just found my socks folded and in the back pocket of my jeans. Apparently drunk me refuses to lose shit after the panties incident over New Years.
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
She called and said she was waiting for me naked. I got there and she was in ratty sweats, sitting in Nick's lap, with divorce papers. Needless to say my night was shitty.
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