Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
your brother just told me that Guinness is the first book of the Bible...
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
New reason to drink: alcohol makes soda taste like goddamn gold.
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
Bring me that man meat
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
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