I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
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Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
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I'm bringing cupcakes to work today as an apology for my actions at the bar last night, my boss probably can't look at me the same ever again
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
Omg I'm having dinner at chilli's with a guy who is arguing that getting a weed leaf tatoo on his neck will prevent him from getting a job as a dental assistant
Well that actually sounds reasonable
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