I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
Randomize
