Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Those strippers last night smelled great. It was the perfect mixture of vanilla and daddy issues.
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
You have to summon your inner elephant
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
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