he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
I ordered a VEGAN pizza, because it gets here the fastest, just so I could get a 2 litre of Coke. For my whiskey.
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
we should paint friendship bongs
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