ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
I hate ducks.
What?
they're sketch. like squirrels. squirrels are sketch as fuck.
you left a giant bottle of vodka in my room from last night. does this serve as a parting gift or hush money?
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
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Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
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Seriously. Texted me 4 times and that didn't wake me up so he nicely called and left a voicemail saying he WOULD call me 8 times. So when he called back I answered.
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
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