Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
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dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
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Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
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