What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I can only masturbate in one position. It's very inconvenient.
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
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