He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
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i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
"Friendship bread", "how to get period stains out of cement", and "elephant bereavement" are all in my recent google history. Whatever shit that was last night really did me in...
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
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That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
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