yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
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She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
He left his own bachelor party to bring me weed. Then smoked with me. Tell me I'm not his favorite-ex-friends-with-benefits.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
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Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
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