windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
I think sneezing out coked up boogers onto your professor disqualifies you from the "I was sick" excuse
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
I'm drunkenly throwing popcorn at a spider, fuck him. Why does his scary 8 legs get to be happy?
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