ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
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