its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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