Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
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I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
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It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
My sex life reached a new low tonight: we stopped into this bar so I could pee and when I got out of the bathroom my parents had ordered a round for us and this traveling nurse they met and were trying to run game for me. Saddest part? She was actually going for it.
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
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