Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
barbara walters just said penis...
I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
I remember why I come home for the holidays. Sam Adams is the cheapest beer in the fridge
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
"Here let me wipe my uterus off your dick" was probably the most unsexy thing said after period sex. I should get an award
i out mim tonsoeep
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