Acid is not a monday night drug
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
You may see me on espn tomorrow drunk, half naked, and selling articles of clothing to rich cougars like i did last year, but i will NOT be drinking shitty beer
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
My wife managed to convince me to not drink everclear by threatening to ban me from her vagina
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
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