I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
Was expecting a sext from Kristi and then my mom randomly sent me a pic of her ugly Xmas sweater. Worst. Buzzkill. Ever.
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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