chick flicks and taylor swift songs are like porn for desperate singles
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
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ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
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Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
somehow attending a funeral viewing turned into me snorting cocaine in the bathroom and drawing ninja turtles for children
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
Note to Self: Never again eat a weed brownie by yourself two hours before a tornado warning in your exact location.
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