my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
How do I politely say my vagina is not a chew toy and if you bite me again I will slap you?
You could say take it easy, whoa there, be gentle, anything that doesn't fully convey the horror.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
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