I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
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when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
It's blow job season.
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
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he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
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