Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
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You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
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A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
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