oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
it only takes four glasses of wine for me to ride an elephant with a stranger.
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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