you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
Fun fact: nipples work on touch screens. Tell your friends :)
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
